([position points]:[score])
| # | Team | Rounds | Total | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | |||||||||
| 1 | Close your eyes and think of Victor | 1 | 266 | 1 | 267 | 1 | 269 | 1 | 269 | 1 | 272.5 | 5 | 1343.5 |
| 2 | The real Monash 1 would be drunk by now | 1 | 271 | 1 | 275 | 1 | 269.5 | 0 | 268 | 1 | 272.5 | 4 | 1356 |
| 3 | Two and a Half Men | 1 | 267 | 1 | 268 | 0 | 273 | 1 | 272.5 | 1 | 271.5 | 4 | 1352 |
| 4 | mahmoudahmadinejad@Ayatollah: Can't get to Lady Gaga concert - dead girl blocking way | 1 | 270 | 0 | 264.5 | 1 | 269 | 1 | 269 | 1 | 270.5 | 4 | 1343 |
| 5 | Bobo Dobo D'Szbo | 0 | 262.5 | 1 | 272.5 | 1 | 266 | 1 | 268.5 | 1 | 273.5 | 4 | 1343 |
| 6 | Monash 2 ♥ Michael Jackson | 1 | 264 | 1 | 266 | 1 | 274.5 | 0 | 266.5 | 1 | 270.5 | 4 | 1341.5 |
| 7 | Grow the pie! | 1 | 267.5 | 1 | 268.5 | 1 | 269 | 1 | 266 | 0 | 268.5 | 4 | 1339.5 |
| 8 | I'll Eat 100 Apples While You Burn My Feet | 1 | 268 | 1 | 262 | 1 | 271.5 | 0 | 265 | 1 | 271 | 4 | 1337.5 |
| 9 | Cultural Gradients | 1 | 266 | 1 | 269 | 0 | 269 | 1 | 267 | 1 | 264 | 4 | 1335 |
| 10 | Taepo Dong: The Dong Strikes Back | 1 | 261 | 1 | 267.5 | 1 | 269.5 | 1 | 267.5 | 0 | 268.5 | 4 | 1334 |
| 11 | Victoria 2 | 1 | 270 | 1 | 264.5 | 0 | 269 | 1 | 269.5 | 0 | 273 | 3 | 1346 |
| 12 | Victoria 1 | 1 | 274.5 | 0 | 263.5 | 0 | 263.5 | 1 | 269.5 | 1 | 268 | 3 | 1339 |
| 13 | Does it count as swine flu if we caught it from Kyle Sandilands? | 0 | 264 | 1 | 269.5 | 1 | 269.5 | 1 | 269 | 0 | 266.5 | 3 | 1338.5 |
| 14 | Isn't it Iranic? | 0 | 264.5 | 1 | 264.5 | 1 | 265.5 | 1 | 274 | 0 | 269.5 | 3 | 1338 |
| 15 | MMU A | 0 | 265.5 | 1 | 266 | 1 | 266 | 1 | 268.5 | 0 | 269.5 | 3 | 1335.5 |
| 16 | kthxbye | 1 | 267 | 0 | 267 | 0 | 263.5 | 1 | 267 | 1 | 268.5 | 3 | 1333 |
| 17 | Sashi's Angels | 0 | 265.5 | 1 | 263 | 1 | 270 | 1 | 268.5 | 0 | 265.5 | 3 | 1332.5 |
| 18 | Fair Shake of the Sauce Bottle, Mate | 1 | 266 | 0 | 263 | 1 | 264.5 | 0 | 267.5 | 1 | 266.5 | 3 | 1327.5 |
| 19 | Stand back, we're going to try science | 0 | 264.5 | 1 | 266 | 1 | 267 | 1 | 266.5 | 0 | 262.5 | 3 | 1326.5 |
| 20 | ASIC lifts ban on short selling | 0 | 261.5 | 1 | 269 | 1 | 262 | 0 | 265.5 | 1 | 268 | 3 | 1326 |
| 21 | Teen Girl Squad | 1 | 262 | 0 | 267 | 1 | 264.5 | 0 | 264 | 1 | 265 | 3 | 1322.5 |
| 22 | Babs, Jackie, and the old dickhead | 1 | 259.5 | 0 | 266.5 | 0 | 266.5 | 1 | 263.5 | 1 | 266 | 3 | 1322 |
| 23 | Crazy Dogggz | 1 | 263 | 0 | 261.5 | 0 | 268.5 | 1 | 264 | 1 | 264.5 | 3 | 1321.5 |
| 24 | Heaven | 1 | 267 | 1 | 265.5 | 0 | 260.5 | 0 | 264 | 1 | 264 | 3 | 1321 |
| 25 | Godwin Grech is just in the treasury to get his goblin hands on gold | 1 | 260 | 0 | 264.5 | 1 | 265.5 | 0 | 264.5 | 1 | 265.5 | 3 | 1320 |
| 26 | Farrah Fawcett: now she's a real angel | 1 | 264 | 0 | 270 | 1 | 272 | 0 | 273 | 0 | 263.5 | 2 | 1342.5 |
| 27 | E.S.P. | 0 | 266.5 | 1 | 270.5 | 0 | 267.5 | 0 | 267.5 | 1 | 267 | 2 | 1339 |
| 28 | Doolin' Daltons | 1 | 266 | 1 | 265.5 | 0 | 265 | 0 | 268.5 | 0 | 266 | 2 | 1331 |
| 29 | Sonia Sotomayor is our homegirl! | 0 | 269.5 | 1 | 264 | 0 | 259 | 1 | 262 | 0 | 265 | 2 | 1319.5 |
| 30 | UIC | 0 | 261 | 0 | 262.5 | 1 | 265.5 | 1 | 263.5 | 0 | 264.5 | 2 | 1317 |
| 31 | MMU B | 1 | 266.5 | 1 | 261.5 | 0 | 262.5 | 0 | 262.5 | 0 | 264 | 2 | 1317 |
| 32 | Ball Breakers | 0 | 261.5 | 1 | 261.5 | 0 | 263.5 | 1 | 262.5 | 0 | 261.5 | 2 | 1310.5 |
| 33 | ANU 5 | 0 | 264 | 1 | 263.5 | 0 | 259 | 0 | 262.5 | 1 | 260.5 | 2 | 1309.5 |
| 34 | You will have so many babies, 400 babies!! | 0 | 258 | 0 | 263.5 | 1 | 262 | 0 | 259 | 1 | 265.5 | 2 | 1308 |
| 35 | EDIS | 0 | 255 | 1 | 261.5 | 0 | 262 | 1 | 267 | 0 | 262.5 | 2 | 1308 |
| 36 | ABAC 2.0 | 1 | 260 | 0 | 259 | 0 | 264 | 0 | 260 | 1 | 264 | 2 | 1307 |
| 37 | ABAC 1.0 | 0 | 252 | 0 | 264 | 1 | 268 | 1 | 259.5 | 0 | 259 | 2 | 1302.5 |
| 38 | Blood on the Dancefloor | 0 | 259 | 0 | 257.5 | 1 | 263 | 0 | 254.5 | 1 | 265.5 | 2 | 1299.5 |
| 39 | The Ciceronian Delegation | 0 | 256.5 | 0 | 261 | 1 | 262 | 0 | 260 | 1 | 260 | 2 | 1299.5 |
| 40 | Korea 1 | 0 | 261 | 1 | 262.5 | 1 | 261.5 | 0 | 265 | 2 | 1050 | ||
| 41 | EDIS 2 | 0 | 257.5 | 0 | 261 | 0 | 267 | 1 | 258 | 0 | 265 | 1 | 1308.5 |
| 42 | Commonwealth | 0 | 259 | 0 | 261.5 | 0 | 262 | 1 | 263.5 | 0 | 259.5 | 1 | 1305.5 |
| 43 | MMUM A | 1 | 263 | 0 | 256 | 0 | 264 | 0 | 262 | 0 | 258.5 | 1 | 1303.5 |
| 44 | Vegan all you can eat | 0 | 259 | 0 | 259 | 1 | 261.5 | 0 | 261.5 | 0 | 257.5 | 1 | 1298.5 |
| 45 | One-Dimensional Men | 1 | 261 | 0 | 260 | 0 | 261.5 | 0 | 258 | 0 | 256 | 1 | 1296.5 |
| 46 | CUDS | 1 | 258 | 0 | 260 | 0 | 251 | 0 | 257 | 0 | 261 | 1 | 1287 |
| 47 | RAD Debut | 0 | 251.5 | 0 | 256.5 | 0 | 256 | 0 | 253 | 1 | 260 | 1 | 1277 |
| 48 | Incest by Proxy | 0 | 261.5 | 0 | 256 | 0 | 263.5 | 1 | 256.5 | 1 | 1037.5 | ||
| 49 | Peking University | 0 | 255 | 0 | 257.5 | 0 | 261.5 | 0 | 259 | 0 | 260.5 | 0 | 1293.5 |
| 50 | Adam and Steve's Adopted Children | 0 | 260 | 0 | 257 | 0 | 260 | 0 | 257 | 0 | 258 | 0 | 1292 |