([position points]:[score])
| # | Team | Rounds | Total | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | |||||||||
| 1 | Baldness, Impotence and Depression | 1 | 270 | 1 | 268.5 | 1 | 272 | 1 | 268 | 1 | 274.5 | 5 | 1353 |
| 2 | Apologists for Maosim, Zionism and conservative Sydney Anglicanism | 1 | 271.5 | 1 | 268.5 | 1 | 270 | 0 | 270.5 | 1 | 271.5 | 4 | 1352 |
| 3 | On a scale of 1 to Victor's hairline, how quick can Greece's economy recede? | 1 | 268.5 | 1 | 271 | 0 | 267.5 | 1 | 270.5 | 1 | 271.5 | 4 | 1349 |
| 4 | Julia Bowes Can and Will Shake It Like a Polaroid Picture | 1 | 264 | 1 | 269 | 1 | 270.5 | 1 | 272.5 | 0 | 273 | 4 | 1349 |
| 5 | Without the courtesy of a reacharound | 1 | 267.5 | 0 | 267.5 | 1 | 271.5 | 1 | 268.5 | 1 | 270 | 4 | 1345 |
| 6 | Some sexy variation on USU3 | 0 | 267 | 1 | 266.5 | 1 | 268.5 | 1 | 267 | 1 | 269.5 | 4 | 1338.5 |
| 7 | BAD | 1 | 268 | 1 | 272.5 | 1 | 267 | 0 | 266 | 0 | 270 | 3 | 1343.5 |
| 8 | Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourette's | 1 | 266 | 1 | 269.5 | 0 | 268 | 1 | 271 | 0 | 267.5 | 3 | 1342 |
| 9 | One of us is African | 1 | 265 | 0 | 269 | 1 | 270 | 1 | 268.5 | 0 | 268 | 3 | 1340.5 |
| 10 | Eyjafjallajökull | 1 | 265 | 0 | 269.5 | 1 | 267.5 | 0 | 268.5 | 1 | 267 | 3 | 1337.5 |
| 11 | We Lurve Fish | 1 | 266.5 | 0 | 266 | 1 | 264 | 0 | 268 | 1 | 268 | 3 | 1332.5 |
| 12 | Erin Blairkovitch | 0 | 265 | 1 | 265.5 | 0 | 266 | 1 | 261.5 | 1 | 268 | 3 | 1326 |
| 13 | The Ivan Milat how-to manual | 0 | 260.5 | 1 | 264 | 0 | 262.5 | 1 | 267.5 | 1 | 267 | 3 | 1321.5 |
| 14 | Beautiful, Dirty, Rich | 0 | 262.5 | 0 | 262 | 1 | 263.25 | 1 | 264.84 | 1 | 264.5 | 3 | 1317.09 |
| 15 | Sparkle Motion | 1 | 269.5 | 0 | 266 | 0 | 268 | 1 | 267 | 0 | 264.5 | 2 | 1335 |
| 16 | Hug Carmel, become Prime Minister | 1 | 269 | 1 | 267.5 | 0 | 264 | 0 | 263 | 0 | 265.5 | 2 | 1329 |
| 17 | You | 0 | 264.5 | 1 | 268 | 1 | 263.5 | 0 | 264.5 | 0 | 265 | 2 | 1325.5 |
| 18 | Melbourne 5 | 0 | 264.5 | 0 | 263 | 0 | 264.5 | 1 | 265.5 | 1 | 267.5 | 2 | 1325 |
| 19 | UNSW 2 and a Third | 1 | 265.5 | 0 | 265.5 | 1 | 266 | 0 | 264 | 0 | 263.5 | 2 | 1324.5 |
| 20 | Peking University | 0 | 263 | 1 | 266 | 0 | 263.5 | 1 | 265 | 0 | 265 | 2 | 1322.5 |
| 21 | The Vuvuzela Fan Club | 0 | 264 | 1 | 263.5 | 0 | 262.5 | 0 | 261.5 | 1 | 266.5 | 2 | 1318 |
| 22 | Boys, Boys, Boys | 1 | 267 | 0 | 260 | 0 | 262.5 | 0 | 259 | 1 | 264.75 | 2 | 1313.25 |
| 23 | Libra to announce joint venture with BP to save America | 0 | 263.5 | 1 | 266.5 | 0 | 265 | 0 | 263.5 | 0 | 264 | 1 | 1322.5 |
| 24 | Michael James and Henry Happy Together | 0 | 262.5 | 0 | 263.25 | 1 | 263 | 0 | 265 | 0 | 263.25 | 1 | 1317 |
| 25 | VST: Vastly Superior Team | 0 | 260 | 0 | 261.5 | 1 | 263.5 | 0 | 263.5 | 0 | 265 | 1 | 1313.5 |
| 26 | Retardis | 0 | 260.5 | 0 | 265 | 0 | 259 | 1 | 262.34 | 0 | 259 | 1 | 1305.84 |
| 27 | SWING | 0 | 258.5 | 0 | 263.5 | 0 | 261 | 0 | 258.5 | 1 | 264 | 1 | 1305.5 |
| 28 | RAD Debating | 0 | 255.5 | 0 | 260 | 0 | 255.5 | 0 | 254.5 | 0 | 258.5 | 0 | 1284 |
